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whoistorule:

glenfoy:

today i ordered coffee under the name “stannis” and i shit you not the barista called out “i have a regular caramel latte for the one true king of westeros”

#who knew davos worked at a starbucks

(Source: bearatheon, via brahdway)

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via fathertousall)

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

(via thisboyoverflowers)

loveschach:

THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST USE OF THE SNK OPENING

(via longjeansilvers)

bbuqueerdeer asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEND I'M SORRY I'M A HUGE BUTT AND HAVEN'T SPOKEN 2 U IN 800YRS BUT I DO RLY MISS U AND WISH U THE BEST OF EVERYTHING AND ALSO CONGRATULATIONS ON FRESH NEW BBY NEPHEW AND I HOPE COLLEGE IS GOING WELL THERE IN THE LAND OF THE ALMIGHTY POTATO


Answer:

THANK YOU SO MUCH. I MISS YOU TOO. BUT JUST ONE MORE SEMESTER AND I WILL BE HOME!! AND IT’S OKAY I’M TERRIBLE AT LONG-DISTANCE COMMUNICATION TOO.

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

(via longjeansilvers)

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

(Source: blainetabulous, via thisboyoverflowers)

auntiewitch:

i can 100% guarantee that if you have a problem with me and come to me like “hey you did/said that and it made me feel x, x, or x” we can discuss it maturely AND privately and if i need to apologize i will

(via fathertousall)

Anonymous asked: Happy birthday ÓvÒ


Answer:

Thanks anon!

minnieamos asked: I hope you're having a fantastic birthday so far today! uwu


Answer:

Thanks!!

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(via brahdway)

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

spockhetti:

HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

That last sentence.

(via brahdway)

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